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Chapel Ablaze?

Part of my duties as sacristan include dealing with the candles in the chapel. This morning before our chapel service I was working on an older candle, trying to get it to fit into the stand that holds it for our evening prayer services. Eventually I got it to fit, put the brass follower on top, and realized that it needed to burn for a bit for it to settle correctly. I went ahead and lit the candle (as I have done probably 50 times… in the sacristy), let it burn for a bit, and then lit my candle lighter, extinguished the candle, and went to light the candles in the chancel.

As I exited the sacristy… the fire alarms went off. Sure enough, the small amount of smoke from extinguishing the candle set off the fire alarm in the chapel. I have to say… it is effective! Incredibly loud! Thankfully, a seminary maintenance supervisor was in the building and shut it off quickly. I fessed up immediately and retreated to the vestry to get the student ready for the service. In doing so, I missed the fire department arriving. Two trucks and the chief. 

Thankfully, my boss got a good chuckle out of the whole situation. No harm, no foul. The only think… I was the brunt of many jokes in my post-chapel class.


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3 Responses to “Chapel Ablaze?”

  1. Paul says:

    Sam -

    That’s hilarious! It beats the roasted coffee beans that brought the Clayton FD by on Friday afternoon. So I wonder when the first time the thurifer will set the thing off will be?

  2. Elliott says:

    You know Sam, you used to go to jail for setting a church on fire.

  3. Orianna Laun says:

    Um, I don’t think you are quite grasping the whole Ablaze!(tm) movement. . .

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