Nerd Heaven

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.   The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says:  “Nice pigs, sir.” The President replies “These are not pigs these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.”  The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, “Excellent trade, sir.”

HT: Balaam’s Ass

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